🪑 For the Mom who’s seen some things (namely your entire childhood) 🪑
Celebrate the maternal legend 👩🍼 This fun, 3D laser cut card for Mom literally rocks! No, seriously - it moves back & forth. It howls. It cackles. It shakes. A love letter to the woman who’s been driven to the brink!
Absurdly joyful 3D card 🤣 Open & be greeted by loud chaos. Laughing like a Mom who’s 2 secs from snapping. Rocking like she's about to emotionally spiral - all thanks to you!
Delightfully different card 🎁 Is Mom ok? Unclear. Is she fabulous? Absolutely. Does this card shake like Mom's nervous system after having children? Yes. Yes it does & it loops 2000 times+ cackling for ~30secs each
Maternal masterpiece 🤰 This joke card for her hits like lukewarm tea & backhanded compliments! Boyed with the power of sarcasm & questionable electronics. It twitches like Mom's left eye at school pickup & laughs like sleep deprivation. A unique card made with premium grade paper stock & internal, moving pop ups
A rocking tribute 🤟 To the woman who brought you into this world & now wants to take you out with the bins... This hilarious card for Mom literally moves & screams via an in-built battery & speaker. Who needs peace & quiet?! This jiggling joker card delivers your message loud & clear: Mom. Rocks! Best served with earplugs (like motherhood)
Once she rocked the cradle 🍼 Now she rocks herself. Muttering about when you drew on the walls with jam. Mom deserves a cheeky card that’s as mad as her off-the-wall child (sorry). It's the best & funniest card with a twist! Plus now you're now writing on FSC certified & responsibly sourced paper!
Gift this unique, novelty card to:
- Moms who’ve been emotionally waterboarded by PlayDoh
- Weird, wonderful & borderline unstable Mothers
- Fans of sarcastic greeting cards
- Those who can't afford therapy
Great for:
- Women with some mild emotional damage
- Anyone looking for a funny card for Mom & a silly sense of humor
- Those who enjoy gifting love with a side of madness
- Making your siblings look bad
- Mother’s Day, birthdays, or simply apologizing for your existence
Warning ⚠️ May cause unexpected joy &/or minor existential dread. Handle with wine. Gift this cheeky, novelty card to exhausted new Mothers, seasoned pros, Grandma, mom-adjacent or any Mom who's unhinged from years of parenting. Laugh-out-loud card for her (without throwing out her back)!
Unhinged? Always.
Unexpected? Definitely.
Unforgettable? Just like her.
