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Unfortunate Pop Up Card

Unfortunate Pop Up Card


Opening the best birthday card known to exist is not too dissimilar to opening a real fortune cookie, other than this card's fortune is... completely unhinged aaand they can't eat it.

- Look, if they know you at all, they'll know you don't gift cliche, lovey dovey birthday cards & this card's truly a slap in the face of normalcy

- Funny, original and unexpected 3D pop up immediately 'cracks up' on opening showing their glorious birthday fortune

- Friends, lovers and family members alike won't be able to predict what's awaiting them inside this surprise card. Aww, they're so fortunate to have you in their lives 👍

- Afterall turning another year older is like a fortune cookie, sometimes it's sweet, sometimes it's a little crummy 😏

- In case you missed it, hiding inside this hilarious birthday card are two huge hands opening a large fortune cookie revealing a deviously questionable fortune

- Outrageous, probably insulting but at least you'll get a laugh 🤷‍♂️

- A5 when folded, includes blank, internal pull out card + envelope

- FSC certified, 100% recyclable

- Handmade and dispatched by a fun & small UK business

Inside reads: YOU'RE BEYOND HELP

Seen these bad boys?