- Features two 3D rhinos having a chat, one filled with sass and judgement, the other, very horny (as evidenced by his obnoxiously large horn)
- Rhino pals pop up on opening, no construction required
- A perfectly romantic card for your anniversary, Valentine's day or your partner's birthday
- Internal blank pocket inside to add a message onto with your deepest desires, reow (is that a noise a rhino makes?)
- A5 when folded with envelope
Front message reads: YOU MAKE ME HORNY
Inside message reads: YOU'RE ALWAYS HORNY
